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Little Johnny's Dad

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    Subject: Little Johnny


    It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know
    the
    kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.

    The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

    The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my dad is a mechanic."

    It was then little Johnny's turn and he said, "My name is Johnny and my
    father
    is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

    The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school yard,
    the
    teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that
    his
    Dad dances in a gay bar.

    Little Johnny blushed and said, "No, he's really a guitar player for the
    Dixie
    Chicks, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Thats a good one LOL;f