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Little Johnny's conversation on an airplane

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by potshot, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. potshot

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    A stranger was seated next to little Johnny on the airplane. When
    the stranger turned to the boy he said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
    flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
    fellow passenger."

    Little Johnny, who had just opened his story book, closed it slowly,
    turned to the stranger and said, "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK" said little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The very same stuff. Yet a deer excretes dry little pellets, while a cow poops out a large, sloppy, mushy patty, and a horse plops dry meadow muffins. Why do you suppose that is?"

    "I have no idea", said the stranger.

    "Well, then," said little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you actually don't know s**t
     
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