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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 6602TROY, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. 6602TROY

    6602TROY

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    JUST SHY OF PURGATORY
    JOHNNY WHO IS 8 YRS OLD GOES TO HIS MOTHER AND SAYS,"IF YOU AND DAD CAN MAKE LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS AND BIG COWS CAN MAKE LITTLE COWS, CAN BIG TRAINS MAKE LITTLE TRAINS?". MOTHER SCRATCHES HER HEAD AND SENDS HIM TO HIS DAD FOR AN ANSWER.
    HE GOES TO HIS FATHER AND ASKS,"DAD, IF YOU AND MOTHER CAN MAKE LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS AND BIG COWS CAN MAKE LITTLE COWS, CAN BIG TRAINS MAKE LITTLE TRAINS?" HE SCARTCHES HIS HEAD AND TELLS HIM TO ASK SOMEONE THAT WORKS AT THE TRAIN STATION.
    THEY MAKE IT TO THE TRAIN STATION AND LITTLE JOHNNY GOES TO ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AND ASKS,"MISTER, IF MY PARENTS CAN MAKE LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS AND BIG COWS CAN MAKE LITTLE COWS, CAN BIG TRAINS MAKE LITTLE TRAINS?". THE MAN STANDS UP STRAIGHT AND THINKS FOR A MOMENT AND BENDS DOWN TO LITLE JOHNNY AND SAYS,"NO...HERE AT CENTRAL PACIFIC, WE ALWAYS PULL OUT ON TIME!"