A teacher asked her students to go home and learn a story with a moral as a homework assignment. The stories all had the usual morals untill little johnny came to speak. He said ' This story is about my uncle Jim. He got shot down in Vietnam. All he had when he got shot down was a bottle of Jack Daniels, a .45 and a knife. He drank the bottle of jack on the the way down. When he hit the ground he killed 14 V.C. with the .45, 10 more with the knife when the blade broke and he killed 3 more with his bare hands.' The teacher said 'thats a horrible story, there is no moral in that johnny'. He said ' sure there is, YOU DON'T F@CK WITH MY UNCLE JIM WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKIN'.