Little Johnny

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
    the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
    After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
    "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
    Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the Mailman wants to buy
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    glockfan911 Goooo Dawgs!!!!

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  3. Road Dog

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    That must have happened right before Little Johnny's dad crapped on the rug and turned blue....

    RD