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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 29, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Little Johnny breaks wind in the classroom again. This is
    not the first time he has done this and his teacher gets
    really upset with him this time and sends him out. He goes
    and sits outside the school but he can't stop laughing.

    The principle walks by and sees him sitting outside
    laughing. He says, "Now, Johnny, what are you doing
    sitting out here laughing ?"

    Little Johnny says, "I broke wind in class and Miss Dingbat threw
    me out"

    The principle says, "Quite rightly! So, why are you
    laughing?"

    Little Johnny says, "Cause those other silly buggars are still
    sitting in class with the result of my effort, and they
    put me outside in this beautiful fresh air!"