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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public
    swimming pool.

    "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard.
    "I'm going to report you."

    "But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

    "Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
     
  2. oregonducksfan

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    I love "little Johny" jokes!:)


    I remember some great ones I heard while in the military, but I feel, they would not be suitable(sp) in this forum.