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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 8, 2003.

  1. okie

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    The teached asks the kids what there parents do to relax.

    Little Johnny raises his hand but the teacher ignores him and calls on Sally.

    Sally says her parents like to cuddle on the couch.

    Little Johnny is waving his hand but the teacher calls on Billy.

    Billy says his parents like to go for walks.

    Little Johnny is jumping up and down so the teacher finally calls on him.

    Little Johnny says his parents like to play tearing window shades.

    The teacher says what's that.

    Little Johnny says I'm not sure but my dad comes home from work grabs my mom and says lets go upstairs pull down the shade and rip off a piece.