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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 5, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the
    woods.

    Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a"Passionate
    Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain
    himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly....

    "MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.."
    Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little
    Johnny
    tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
    with Aunt Jane.

    I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped
    her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
    then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."

    At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
    interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
    to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

    At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
    starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying
    down on the seat, and....."then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing
    Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."

    Some times you need to listen to the whole story