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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. okie

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    The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.
    "Mary, what do your parents do?"
    Lil' Mary replied
    "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse."
    "Thats very nice," said the teacher,"Robert, what do your parents do?"
    Robert proudly exclaimed ,
    "My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!"
    "Thats very nice," said the teacher ,"Johnny, what do your parents do?"
    He stood up and pronounced,
    "My dad's dead and my mom's a whore."
    Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office.
    15 minutes later, he returned.
    "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.
    Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me an apple and asked for my phone number."