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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 7, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Little Johnny was attending his first day of school.
    The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of
    allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts
    and repeat after him. He looked around the room as he started the
    recitation, "I pledge allegiance to the flag...
    "When his eyes fell upon Little Johnny, he noticed his hand over the right
    cheek of his buttocks. "Little Johnny, I will not continue until you put
    your hand over your heart."
    Little Johnny replied, "It is over my heart." After several attempts to
    get Little Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why
    do you think that is your heart?" "Because every time my Grandma comes to
    visit, she picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'bless your little heart,'
    and my Grandma wouldn't lie!"