Lorraine was driving through a town in Montana and stopped Little Johnny, to ask where she could find a taxidermist. Little Johnny said he didn't think there was any there. She said, "Are you sure?" At that he admitted he didn't know what the word meant. So she explained that a taxidermist is a man who mounts animals. Little Johnny said, "Oh hell, we've got plenty of them around here, only we call them sheepherders!"