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Little Johnny - Show and Tell

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY_Glock, Sep 24, 2003.

  1. KY_Glock

    KY_Glock Member

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    The 2nd grade teacher handed out the assignment. During show and tell tomorrow be prepared to tell what one of your parents does for a hobby.
    The next day the teacher asked Mary what one of her parents did for a hobby. Mary said "My mother likes to crochet and she made the shawl I wore to school today."
    The teacher said "that's wonderful Mary, how about you Billy."
    Billy said "my dad likes to play softball and I like to go watch him and be the batboy."
    The teacher said "that's very nice Billy, how about your parents Johnny?"
    Johnny said "my dad eats light bulbs."
    The teacher said "that sounds like a very interesting hobby Johnny tell me more about it."
    Johnny said "Well I've never seen him to do it, but every night I hear him tell my mom 'Honey turn out the light and I'll eat that thing.
     
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    There's something fishy about that post...^3
     

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    If it smells like fish, make it a dish.
    If it smells like calogne, leave it alone.

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