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Little Johnny On The Farm

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm.

    When they came to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her."

    A little later on, he said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her too."

    That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?"

    Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does I'm eating a hamburger!"
     
  2. DTQ

    DTQ c8h10n4o2 me

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    I did not have sexual relations with that bird! ;f