close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Little Johnny Again

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Messages:
    4,274
    Likes Received:
    13
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2001
    Location:
    SC
    Johnny comes home from school and asks his mother for some ice cream.

    The mother is having a bad day and snaps, "NO!"

    Johnny turns and runs into his room.

    After a minute, the mother feels bad she snapped and knocks on his door. "Johnny, I'm sorry I snapped at you. Do you want to play a game or something?"

    "Sure," Johnny replies. "How about we play Mommy and Daddy?"

    "OK," says the mother. "How do we play?"

    "You go upstairs and lay down on your bed."

    The mother figures this is harmless, so she agrees and goes upstairs. Meanwhile, Johnny rummages through the closet and finds his dad's hat and coat. He digs in the ashtray to find a long cigarette butt.

    After dressing and putting the cigarette in his mouth, he swaggers up the stairs.

    There, on the bed, is his mother. Johnny marches in, walks up to the bed, and says, "Get your butt out of bed and get that kid some ice cream!"
     
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Messages:
    4,274
    Likes Received:
    13
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2001
    Location:
    SC
    And you were thinking it was going to be dirty. . .
     

  3. major

    major Rejected member

    Messages:
    2,305
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2001
    Location:
    Cochrane, Alberta
    ROFL.......(still laughing)......that was NOT where I thought that was heading! Ya got me.:thumbsup:
     
  4. Egyas

    Egyas Troll Hater

    Messages:
    560
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2002
    Location:
    People's Republik of Daleystan
    :rofl:


    Not where I thought it was going either. lol
     
  5. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

    Messages:
    5,961
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 4, 1999
    Location:
    West Texas