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Little Johnny (Again)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 26, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A teacher wrote on the blackboard: "Like I ain't had no fun in months."

    Then she asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"

    Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get a new boyfriend."
     
  2. nipperwolf

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    > Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
    > without ears.
    >
    > When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family
    > was invited over to see the baby.
    >
    > Before leaving their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
    > explained that the baby had no ears.
    >
    > He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
    > missing ears or even said the word "ears," he would get the spanking of
    > his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he
    > understood completely.
    >
    > When they got there, and little Johnny looked in the crib, he said, "What
    > a beautiful baby."
    >
    > The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
    >
    > Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
    > cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" asked Little
    > Johnny.
    >
    > "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will
    > have 20/20 vision."
    >
    > "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be SOL if he
    > needed glasses."