Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Little Johnny (Again)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 26, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    Likes Received:
    A teacher wrote on the blackboard: "Like I ain't had no fun in months."

    Then she asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"

    Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get a new boyfriend."
  2. nipperwolf


    Oct 3, 2002
    Likes Received:
    > Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
    > without ears.
    > When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family
    > was invited over to see the baby.
    > Before leaving their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
    > explained that the baby had no ears.
    > He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
    > missing ears or even said the word "ears," he would get the spanking of
    > his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he
    > understood completely.
    > When they got there, and little Johnny looked in the crib, he said, "What
    > a beautiful baby."
    > The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
    > Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
    > cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" asked Little
    > Johnny.
    > "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will
    > have 20/20 vision."
    > "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be SOL if he
    > needed glasses."