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Little Johnny Again

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Little Johnny came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied, "They're up in bed."

    Little Johnny started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.

    Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied, "They're still up in bed."

    Again Little Johnny started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.

    Then Little Johnny came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and his grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed."

    Little Johnny started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What's going on here?"

    Little Johnny replied, "Well, last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him Super Glue."
     
  2. Guest

    OH OH OH!!!! DAMN THAT WOULD HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!