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"Little Golden Books That Never Made It"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 19, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Little Golden Books That Never Made It"

    1. You Are Different And That's Bad

    2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

    3. Dad's New Wife Robert

    4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

    5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

    6. All Cats Go To Hell

    7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

    8. Some Kittens Can Fly

    9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

    10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

    11. Strangers Have The Best Candy

    12. You Were an Accident

    13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

    14. Pop!!! Goes the Hamster..... And Other Great Microwave Games

    15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan

    16. Your Nightmares Are Real

    17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

    18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

    19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

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  2. sigman69

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    That was funny!!!!!
     

  3. pizzaaguy

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    ...and we also have some of the shortest books ever written:

    The two old standards: Who's Who in Poland
    Italian War Heroes

    Two new classics: Negroes I've met While Yachting
    Puerto Rican NASCAR Legends

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  4. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    pizzaaguy,

    Good Ones!!!!

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