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Literary Influence

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 3, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Three newly recruited trainee police officers are having a cup of
    coffee in their sports club canteen. They engage in a
    conversation about superstition.

    The seemingly older of the chaps says, "When my wife was
    pregnant, she read a book called 'Double Trouble' and she ended
    up having twins."

    The second lad responds, "That's interesting -- guess what? My
    wife read 'The Three Musketeers' when she was pregnant, and had
    triplets."

    The third gets up, already sweating profusely, and spurts, "Guys,
    I've gotta get home right now. I left my wife reading 'Ali-Baba
    and the Forty Thieves!'"