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List of the 21 Thinnest Books....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GeorgeAtl, Mar 17, 2003.

  1. GeorgeAtl

    GeorgeAtl

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    THE 21 THINNEST BOOKS (2ND EDITION)

    21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda
    20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
    19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
    18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
    17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
    16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
    15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
    14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
    13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
    12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
    11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
    10. DETROIT a Travel Guide
    9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. Jack Kevorkian
    8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
    7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
    6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes
    5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
    3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
    2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson

    And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ....

    1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
     
  2. pizzaaguy

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    ...and two of my all-time favorite short works:

    Nope. Not in MY forum!

    ..Joe
     

  3. dkt2k

    dkt2k 'sup?

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    edited after my point was made...
     
  4. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    "All of My Lovemaking Techniques" by GT's own Sugarfoot. :)

    And pg's comments are technically correct. He could have as easily said "Modern Caucasian Basketball Legends" or something else. It was a joke.
     
  5. David_G17

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    The French are Useful Because...
    The Iraqi Military
    The French Military
    List of Trashy Women Bill Clinton Didn't Sleep With
    Good Reasons for Gun Control
     
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    French Military Victories

    French Contributions to World Peace.
     
  7. GeorgeAtl

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    Polish Wit & Wisdom

    Italian War Heroes
     
  8. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    HEY!!!! I'm half Polish! There's a TON of humor and wit in the Polish. Look at all the jokes about us!
     
  9. David N.

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    That wouldn't be so thin anymore. A lot of the Amish around home have phones at their businesses now, but they still can't have them at home.;g