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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by VonFatman, Aug 27, 2002.

  1. VonFatman

    VonFatman

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    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar
    coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last
    tamer so you guys better be good or you're history.
    Here's your equipment; chair, whip and a gun.
    Who wants to try out first?"

    The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
    chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
    lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
    begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws
    open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

    The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls
    up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues
    to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at
    her feet.

    The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says,
    "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
    He then turns to the young man and asks,
    "Can you top that?"

    The young man replies. "No problem, just get that
    lion out of the way."
    ;f ;f ;f