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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 7, 2003.

  1. okie

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    The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, ?Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once.?
    ?Well, here,? the limo driver says, ?Take the wheel, Your Holiness!?
    Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, ?I just pulled over someone real important and I don?t know what to do.?
    ?Well, who is it?? his dispatcher says, ?The mayor? The governor? The president??
    ?I don?t know,? the officer responds, ?but the Pope?s his chauffer!?