The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, ?Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once.? ?Well, here,? the limo driver says, ?Take the wheel, Your Holiness!? Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, ?I just pulled over someone real important and I don?t know what to do.? ?Well, who is it?? his dispatcher says, ?The mayor? The governor? The president?? ?I don?t know,? the officer responds, ?but the Pope?s his chauffer!?