Limericks

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  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.

    Here are the winners:

    Third place:

    There once was a gal named Lewinsky
    Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
    Twas "Hail to the Chief"
    On this flute made of beef
    That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

    Second place:

    Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
    We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
    Since you made such a mess,
    Use the hem of your dress
    And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

    And the winning entry:

    Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
    What Kaczynski must surely have known:
    That an intern is better
    Than a bomb in a letter
    When deciding how best to be blown.

    Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky turned 28 a few weeks ago.
    It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees!
     
  2. hy5z

    hy5z

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    There once was a lad named Bush
    whose antics would make a mom blush.
    But through influence of dad
    a judge could be had
    and young dubya's record was flushed.