This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the winners: Third place: There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you made such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown. Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky turned 28 a few weeks ago. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees!