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Limbaugh Jokes?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Wmarden, Oct 9, 2003.

  1. Wmarden

    Wmarden

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    Heard Any good Rush Limbaugh jokes? Looking for a few.

    For me the funniest thing about all this is trying to picture rush limbaugh stoned or otherwise high. I kinda doubt the accusations after trying to picture him high on pain killers, but tis worth a thought.
     
  2. Egyas

    Egyas Troll Hater

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    You know, it's wierd. I've been on perscription pain killers off and on for about 10 years now. I had surgery to remove a disc in my spine and attempt to repair the fractures in 2 more (I believe the procedure was called a Lamectony and Discectomy). The resulting nerve damage (from the accident and the surgery) has cause a lot of "follow-up" pain over the years. I have used pretty much every over the counter and perscription pain med there is (Vicodin, percoset, tylenol III w/ codine, Darveset, Navril, Darvon, etc, etc), and was on a direct morphine IV for a week when I was in the hospital.

    When I go between perscriptions for 3-6 months (because the pain isn't bad enough no need them) I have no problems. I have always wondered how you can become addicted to pain releavers. I mean, because of my really odd body chemistry <my wife calls me a mutant ;) > I am on some really heavy doses. Unless you INTENTIONALLY misuse them, how can you become addicted?

    Not trying to say anything negative about those that do get "the hook", but I just don't understand it.
     

  3. ArmedGeek

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    I found the Rush story rather ironic.

    I occasionally substitute as a guest host
    for a conservative talk show on KUIK in
    Hillsboro, OR. The last time I did this,
    in June, I was on Vicodin...

    For a kidney stone.

    BYW, most people I've talk to say I did
    well that day!
     
  4. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Nope, there are no Limbaugh jokes.

    The liberals have no sense of humor, no original ideas, and no clue.

    Rush and his meteoric career have survived back surgery & deafness, they will survive a month of guest hosts, but I'd like to hear some classic Rush re-runs from the early Klinton era, with the songs!

    If I run across any Limbaugh jokes, I'll let you know.
     
  5. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Megadittos!
     
  6. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    (Not that Rush was ever stupid)

    Rush will be out of rehab in 30 days, but the liberals will still be stupid!
     
  7. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    24 days to go, but who's counting?

    Wow, 7 posts in 7 1/2 days, over 429 views, and still not a single joke. But then, who's counting?
     
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    mzenzer Argus-eyed

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    Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

    ~1 ~2 ^c
     
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    4TS&W 2A RKBA 4EVER

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    When McNabb was asked about being overrated, he said, "Just wait one oxycontin-pickin' minute.."

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