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Lil Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. okie

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    IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR. "PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY."
    "WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED. "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!"