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Lil Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 25, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    "Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "can you give me twenty dollars?"

    "Certainly not."

    "If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

    His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"

    "He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "
     
  2. J_Wood

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    Can't get enough little Johnny....:)