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Lil Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 5, 2005.

  1. okie

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    Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard.
    Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.

    The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"

    The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"

    Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "Sorry, dudes... but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!"