Lil Johnny

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  1. okie

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    A Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living. Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."

    Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."

    All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.

    The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"

    Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."

    "I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"

    "He turned blue and crapped on the carpet."
     
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    !!!!!

    I can't believe I laughed so hard at that....;P
     
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    It is quiet funny huh`l `l `l `l `l `l `l
     
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    Okie, I'm waiting to see you listed as a writer on the credits for South Park....
    ;)