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Lil Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 16, 2005.

  1. okie

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    In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or
    legs called Philip. Johnny knocks at the door of Philip's house and
    asks if Philip can come out to play soldiers.

    "Johnny, you know full well that Philip hasn't got any arms or legs"
    says his mother.

    "Yeah, I know that," says Johnny - "I was going to use him as a
    sandbag."
     
  2. potshot

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    "Can Phillip come out to play baseball?" "You know he doesn't have any arms and legs." "I know, we want to use him for home plate."



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