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Lil johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 6, 2002.

  1. okie

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    The nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can
    use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

    First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
    Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or
    orange."

    Then a little boy said, "Trees are definitely green."
    Again the teacher corrected, "Sorry, but in the autumn,
    the trees are brown."

    Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and
    asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"

    The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course
    not!"

    "OK, then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants."