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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 18, 2006.

  1. okie

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    Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to
    use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the
    summer,cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting
    on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push
    that outhouse into the creek.

    One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little
    boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a
    large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the
    creek and floated away.

    That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
    supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad
    replied,"Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you,
    wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said,
    "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry
    tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

    The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in
    that cherry tree."