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Light bulb

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 1, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
    whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to regs.

    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Rottweiler: Make me.

    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can
    I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
    time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

    Irish Setter: Huh?

    Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Australian Kelpie: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

    Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

    German Shepherd: I'll guard the door and watch the cat while my master
    changes the light bulb.

    Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the
    question is: how long will it be before I can expect light?