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Light Bulb Jokes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pimagunman, Jul 29, 2003.

  1. pimagunman

    pimagunman Dismember

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    As clean as you can be........
    Post your best lightbulb joke.
    I'll start.............

    How many weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb.........

    3

    1 to do it.....
    1 to spot......
    and 1 to scream "YOUR HUGE"
     
  2. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    NONE!

    That's a hardware problem!;f
     

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    glock_owner

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    University of Washington football players does it take to change a lightbulb?






    only one, but he gets 5 credits for it.
     
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    glock_owner

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    people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?





    Hey, wanna go get some lunch?
     
  5. pimagunman

    pimagunman Dismember

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    How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?






    1...... but the lightbulb has to want to change
     
  6. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    How many Union Workers does it take to change a light bulb?


    7. Got a problem with that?
     
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    vafish

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    How many movie star actresses does it take to change a light bulb?


    Only one, she just stands on a chair and the whole world revolves around her.
     
  8. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

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    How many Folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven to sing about how great the old bulb was.

    How many Chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

    One. But it takes 42 visits to do it.

    How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Three. One to climb the ladder, and two to turn it.
     
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    Corelogik Mac Minion

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    How many Cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb,...

    None, they like the dark.
     
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    cyberhick

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    How many University of Michigan freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?





    None, its a Sophomore course!!





    GO BOILERMAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Jam Master Jay

    Jam Master Jay Rockcrawler

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    How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb.

    Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
     
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    How many Californians does it take to change the bulb?
    Eight, one to hold the bulb and 7 to help him relate to the experience.
     
  13. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    How did I miss this thread? Great!
     
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    reptiman Go Ducks

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    How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light bulb?









    YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!
     
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    reptiman Go Ducks

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    How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?



    Three. One to change it, and two to croon about how much they miss the old one.
     
  16. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?






    one. (sigh)
     
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    Nowhere Man

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    How many does it take to change a lightbulb at the Green Bay Packers Stadium?

    Thousands. One to do the work. Thousands to repeat over and over how GREAT the old one was.
     
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    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    How many dyslexics does it take to lightbulb a change???
     
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    mark123 Jesus Loves You

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    How many Gaston's does it take to recall a lightbulb?






    UPGRADE, MAN! UPGRADE I SAY!!!

    ;f
     
  20. Minuteman

    Minuteman Jeff Gannon???

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    How many union guys does it take to change a light bulb?

    -Only one, but it's at least a 4 hour work call for all dept heads, a shop steward, and a saftey officer.
    You got a problem with that? Take it up with the steward.