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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 13, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Forget the meaning of life...we're stuck on these questions!:

    Do pediatricians play minature golf on Wednesdays?
    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
    If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?
    If God dropped acid, would he see people?
    If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
    If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
    If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
    If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
    Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?