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Life without sex

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An older man was married to a younger woman. After
    several years of being happily married, the man had a
    heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong
    his life, he would have to stop having sex with his
    wife.

    The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided
    that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to
    save them both from temptation.

    One night, after several weeks, he decided that life
    without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed
    upstairs. He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was
    coming up to die."

    She laughed and replied, "I was coming down to kill
    you!