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Life Is Good

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 12, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

    Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still resting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.

    The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

    The Marine replied, "God was busy. He sent me."

    Life is good.