Life In Southern California

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by miwall, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. miwall


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    Mar 15, 2003
    A California highway patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver
    that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000
    in the statewide safety competition.
    "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
    "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

    "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's
    a smart-aleck when he's drunk."

    This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
    moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
    Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"