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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 9, 2005.

  1. okie

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    13. The check is in the mail.

    12. You get this one, I'll pay next time.

    11. You look great.

    10. Of course I love you.

    9. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

    8. ...but we can still be good friends.

    7. She means nothing to me.

    6. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

    5. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

    4. I'll call you later.

    3. I've never done anything like this before.

    2. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

    1. I DO.