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Lie Clock

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, Oct 14, 2004.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    A man dies and goes to heaven where he is greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter.

    While looking over Saint Peter's shoulder, he can see numerous clocks in heaven.

    What are all the clocks for, asks the man?

    Saint Peter said, those are lie clocks.

    What in the world are lie clocks?

    Well, everyone on Earth has one and every time you tell a lie, the hands move. For example, that one over there is Mother Teresa’s clock. The hands on her clock have never moved, meaning she has never told a lie.

    That’s pretty impressive says the man. Who’s is that one over there?

    Saint Peter looked and then said, that is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. As you can see, the hands have only moved twice, because he has only told two lies.

    Dumbfounded, the man then proceeds to ask another question. So, where is John Kerry’s clock?

    Oh, replies Saint Peter. Jesus has John Kerry’s clock in his office. He is using it as a ceiling fan.
     
  2. fastvfr

    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    Yep!

    And God Himself is using G.W. Bush's Lie Clock to provide the power for His wind-tunnel.

    ;z

    FastVFR

    PS. And no, I am not a liberal. What I am is honest.
     

  3. MuRDoC

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    ;Q honest, yea ok....