Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 21, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a
    judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He
    asked if they had a license and, when they didn't, sent them off to get

    They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got the
    license from him. When they got back to the judge, he pointed out they
    had filled the names in backwards -- his where hers belonged and vice
    versa. They rushed back to the clerk's office, caught him again, and got
    another license.

    This time, the judge noticed that the clerk had filled in the date in
    the wrong format. Again they catch the clerk... After five reissued
    licenses, the judge is finally satisfied.

    Judge: "I hope you appreciate why I made you keep going back. If there
    are irregularities in the license, your marriage would not be legal, and
    any children you might have would be technical bastards."

    Groom: "That's funny - that's just what the clerk called you."