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Liberal & Conservative vs Southern use of Glocks (humor)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Rob62, Oct 27, 2003.

  1. Rob62

    Rob62 My word is my bond

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    A friend sent me the below:

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    Subject: Liberal & Conservative vs Southern

    The Situation:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children.

    Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
    corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
    charges.

    You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
    seconds before he reaches you and your family

    What do you do?

    Liberal Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
    that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
    think? What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun, and what kind of message does this
    send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely
    want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    while he was stabbing me?

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
    few days to try to come to a conclusion.

    Conservative Answer:

    BANG!

    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
    (sounds of reloading).

    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
    think?"

    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

    Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the hollow points?"
     
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    willbur42 On Fire!!

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    Glockspiel Moved -> Lior

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    Texas is in the south.
     
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    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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