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Liberal, Conservative or Montanan

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by generallee, Feb 8, 2005.

  1. generallee

    generallee

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    This is a test to see if you're a Liberal a conservative or a Montanan.

    You're walking along a forrest trail with your family. You are carrying a fully loaded Glock 22. as you walk, a man with a knife lunges at you and your family from the tree line. What is your response?

    The Liberal:

    You think to yourself, why am I carrying a gun? What kind of message does this send to my children? Does this portray a sensative, tolerant attitude? What is it about this area that promots violent crime? Maybe we can organize a community effort to make this place safer. This man's parents must have treated him awfully as a child. I wonder, if I could tackle him and hang on to his knees, if my family could escape as he stabs me to death?

    The Conservative:

    Bang!

    The Montanan:

    Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

    (sounds of reloading)

    Son: Dad, I think he's still moving!

    Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!...