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Letters to Pastors

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He
    never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold.
    Age 8, Nashville.

    Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete.
    Age 9, Phoenix

    Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert Anderson.
    Age 11, Miami

    Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty.
    Age 10, New Haven

    Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette.
    Age 9, Albany

    Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Stephen.
    Age 8, Chicago

    Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen.
    Age 9, Tacoma

    Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor.
    Age 12, Sarasota

    Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow. Laurie.
    Age 10, New York City

    Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner. Love, Ellen.
    Age 9, Athens

    Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander.
    Age 10, Raleigh

    Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Joshua.
    Age 10, South Pasadena

    Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?
    Sincerely, Christopher.
    Age 9, Titusville

    Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class. Carla.
    Age 10, Salina

    Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph.
    Age 11, Akron

    Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie.
    Age 9, Lewiston