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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 13, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    To my darling husband

    Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you
    know about
    the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into
    the
    driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, I am
    ok.
    Your
    Motorcycle is ok too, so please don't worry too much.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway
    I
    accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
    The
    garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
    halt
    when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you
    will
    in your heart find room to forgive me. You know how much I love you
    and
    care for you my sweetheart.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms and make mad passionate love to
    you again and again.

    Your loving wife.
    XXXOOO

    PS - the neighbor took a picture of the crash, just for you...

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  2. milkdud

    milkdud

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    That's just what them folks from Arkansas call double decker parking garage.
     

  3. corpdriller

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    A Ferrari in Arkansas. Huh...
     
  4. vafish

    vafish

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    What type of person owns a Ferrari and a scooter?