Letter to FAA

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  1. commander

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    Letter to Federal Aviation Association

    Gentlemen:
    I recommend you replace all female flight attendants with good-lookin' strippers!

    What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
    women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

    Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
    Why do I still have to do everything myself?

    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton
     
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    Awesome! You had me all the way!