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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 7, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
    he blames the restaurant.


    If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
    lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

    If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home
    drunk, he blames the bartender.

    If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
    you blame television.


    If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame
    the gun manufacturer.

    And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries
    to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers
    kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.


    I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
    So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this
    computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?








    Bye!
    Have a Great Day!
     
  2. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    NOW you understand!;f