Let's Pretend We're Married

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Mar 26, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Aug 20, 2000
    Colluder in Cahoots
    A man and an attractive woman who have never met before find themselves in
    the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment,
    they both go to sleep, the woman on the lower bunk, the man on the top.

    In the middle of the night the man leans over and says, "I'm sorry to
    bother you but I'm cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me
    another blanket."

    The woman leans out and says in a sexy voice, "I've got a better idea.
    Let's pretend we're married"

    "Hey, terrific idea!", says the eager man.

    "Good", she replies, "GET YOUR OWN BLANKET!"