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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by 88_gurgel, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. 88_gurgel

    88_gurgel

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    FACTS STRAIGHT



    Let me see if I got this right.....



    IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.



    IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.



    IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.



    IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.



    IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.



    IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.



    IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.



    IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:


    1 - A JOB,

    2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,

    3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

    4 - WELFARE,

    5 - FOOD STAMPS,

    6 - CREDIT CARDS,

    7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

    8 - FREE EDUCATION,

    9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,

    10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

    11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

    12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT



    I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...




    I got this in an email, not sure if Jambog, thought I would share
     
  2. Rohniss

    Rohniss

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    pretty much, you forgot to add that the federal government discourages local law enforcement enforcing laws that they will not.
     

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    That's the way of it my friend:sadangel:
     
  4. Tailhunter

    Tailhunter Glockman

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    maybe we should incorporate the Afghan method .... using bounties as an incentive.
     
  5. JBnTX

    JBnTX Bible Believer

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    And still some people wonder what's wrong with this country?:rofl:
     
  6. Carrys

    Carrys Inquisitive

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    Not the Country sir, just some of it's people.


    But folks like Nancy Pelosi should show one, that anyone is capable of anything and still rising to the top. The best political decision of little o's life, making Joe set between him and Nancy in the order of things. Who in a sane moment would actually choose Joe, or especially Nancy as an alternative?

    Political insurance at it's finest. They may be elitist, want to destroy our way of life, and have no interest in what the people want, but they're not stupid for sure.

    But the way they fooled all those folks necessary to get into office, shows our stupidity in a way they won't soon forget. They'll never have such a chance again, and they know it. So all bets are off now. Our (the American people) voice means nothing, not while they have the chance to do everything they wanted since Woodrow Wilson. Remember Wilson's "Second Bill of Rights", the one where health care is a right, among others?

    So now Congress believes themselves to be God, since all the rights of the actual Constitution came from "our Creator".

    Sure a big jump in pay grade.