"Lesson of the Day"

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  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    May 24, 2000
    "Lesson of the Day"

    A college student invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his
    mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful his room mate Julie was. She had
    long been suspicious of a relationship between him and Julie, and this made her more curious._

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    to wonder if there was more between them than met the eye._ Reading his
    mom's thoughts, he volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Julie came to him and said, "Ever since your mother came
    to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver tray. You don't suppose she took it do you?"

    He replied, "Well I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be

    So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mother,

    I'm not saying you "did" take a silver tray from my house, and I'm not
    saying you "did not" take a silver tray. But the fact remains that one
    been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Your son

    Several days later, he received a letter from his mother which read:

    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if Julie was sleeping in her own bed she would have found the silver tray by now...............


    Lesson of the day: Don't lie to your Mother.