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Lesser of Evils

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ScubaSven, Oct 16, 2003.

  1. ScubaSven

    ScubaSven PersonaNonGrata

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    The Lesser of Three Evils

    George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

    I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

    George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

    The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Ashcroft and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

    "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
    think I could do that all day long."

    The devil led him to the next room and in it was Donald Rumsfeld with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

    "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.

    The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

    George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
    "Yeah, I can handle this."

    The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
     
  2. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    Actually, Bush will be the last person in hell. Lamers who hate him, however..
     

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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Never knew she gave a hell of a blow job ;f ;g
     
  4. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Poor RICHARD Ashcroft. Wonder what ever happened to his brother, JOHN! :lol
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    LMAO, thats what I was thinking ;f